Step away from the fax

Dear Co-worker,

Random faxes offering company car finance are to binned.

They are NOT to be read, digested and discussed at length.

Plot thickens...

2pm. Co-worker walks in. Something odd about him. 

Shirt a bit whiter? Hair combed? Different tie without stains?

 Wait! Has someone been for an interview?

Absence makes the heart...

Bliss.

No co-worker today. Got loads done. Even had a laugh with the boss without it being hijacked for a ten minute lecture.

*wonders where co-worker is. Not well?

Cheeky butty.

Office faux pas narrowly avoided.
After a boozy night, Co worker turns up with a greasy bacon butty this morning.

"Who cares if it takes a few years off my life?"

Knee-jerkly opened my mouth to say "I don't" but stopped the sound before it came out.

#tact